🍆Can't think of the right gift for the woman or man who has it all? Don't fret! Everyone could use a little dick.
👀This tiny wooden wonder is a testament to the age-old adage, "It's not the size of the boat, but the laughter in the moat."
😂Pop open the box for a tiny, phallic-shaped wooden piece that's sure to raise more than just eyebrows. It's small, it's silly, and it's absolutely unexpected!
🤭The top of the box boasts the saucy engraving, "Thought you could use a little dick," because subtlety is overrated, and good humor is not.
💍Crafted to mimic a high-end ring box, it sets up your unsuspecting victim for a shockingly funny reveal. They’ll think they’re getting bling, but it's really just a ding-a-ling.
🎉Ideal for Christmas gag gifts, a riotous Valentine's Day surprise, or as the crown jewel of gifts at birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette bashes, or even as a quirky way to break the ice at the office party.
Specifications:
- Size: 5*5*5cm